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February 9th, 2004
12:16 am [Link]	Conceptualism is Love I feel the heat As our bodies meet under this snow scraped sky A warm Caress As we undress under this Full Moon tonight A beautiful embrace Highlights your face When my silhouette's painted in light Sunshine kisses my hair Alone and Aware Knowing You weren't really there Nights pass by And We Linger on Constantly dreading the Dawn (7 comments \| Leave a comment)
January 19th, 2004
11:39 pm [Link]	Free Numerology Reports Found Here I've been doing a little studying on Numerology and I've decided to post my results.... Life Path Number (sum of birthdate): 3 The number 3 Life Path is one that emphasizes expression, sociability, and creativity as the lesson to be learned in this life. Here we are apt to find the entertainers of the world, bright, effervescent, sparkling people with very optimistic attitudes. A truly gifted 3 possesses the most exceptional creative skills, normally in the verbal realm, writing, speaking, acting, or similar endeavors. The lesson to be learned with a 3 life path is that of achievement through expression. The bright side of this path stresses harmony, beauty and pleasures; of sharing your creative talents with the world. Capturing your capability in creative self-expression is the highest level of attainment for this life path. The characteristics of the 3 are warmth and friendliness, a good conversationalist, social and open. A good conversationalist both from the standpoint of being a delight to listen to, but even more importantly, one who has the ability to listen to others. Accordingly, the life path 3 produces individuals who are always a welcome addition to any social situation and know how to make others feel at home. The creative imagination is present, if sometimes latent, as the 3 may not be moved to develop his talent. The approach to life tends to be exceedingly positive, however, and your disposition is almost surely sunny and open-hearted. You effectively cope with all of the many setbacks that occur in life and readily bounce back for more. It is usually easy for you to deal with problems because you can freely admit the existence of problems without letting them get you down. You have good manners and seem to be very conscious of other people's feelings and emotions. Life is generally lived to the fullest, often without much worry about tomorrow. You are not very good at handling money because of a general lack of concern about it. You spend it when you have it and don't when you don't. On the negative side, a 3 may be so delighted with the joy of living that the life becomes frivolous and superficial. You may scatter your abilities and express little sense of purpose. The 3 can be an enigma, for no apparent reason you may become moody and tend to retreat. Escapist tendencies are not uncommon with the 3 life path, and you find it very hard to settle into one place or one position. Guard against being critical of others, impatient, intolerant, or overly optimistic. Typically, the life path 3 gives an above-average ability in some art form. This can encompass painting, interior decorating, landscaping, crafts, writing, music, or the stage, or all of the above. You are apt to be a happy, inspired person, constantly seeking the stimuli of similar people. Your exuberant nature can take you far, especially if you are ever able to focus your energies and talents. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Expression Number (sum of your complete birth name): 3 again... An Expression of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching; our entertainers, writers, litigators, teachers, salesmen, and composers. You also have the destiny to sell yourself or sell just about any product that comes along. You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts, although these are more likely to be latent. You are an optimistic person that seems ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist. Your ability to communicate may often inspire others. It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you. The negative side of number 3 Expression is superficiality. You may tend to scatter your forces and simply be too easygoing. It is advisable for the negative 3 to avoid dwelling on trivial matters, especially gossip. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Soul Urge ( sum of all the vowels in your full birth name): 3 With the Soul Urge number 3 your desire in life is personal expression, and generally enjoying life to its fullest. You want to participate in an active social life and enjoy a large circle of friends. You want to be in the limelight, expressing your artistic or intellectual talents. Word skills may be your thing; speaking, writing, acting, singing. In a positive sense, the 3 energy is friendly, outgoing and always very social. You have a decidedly upbeat attitude that is rarely discouraged; a good mental and emotional balance. The 3 Soul Urge gives intuitive insight, thus, very high creative and inspirational tendencies. The truly outstanding trait shown by the 3 Soul Urge is that of self-expression, regardless of the field of endeavor. On the negative side, you may at times become too easygoing and too optimistic, tending to scatter forces and accomplish very little. Often, the excessive 3 energy produces non-stop talkers. Everyone has faults, but the 3 soul urge doesn't appreciate having these pointed out. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Innerdream (sum of the consonants in your full birth name): 9 ...You dream of being creative, intellectual, and universal; the selfless humanitarian. You understand the needy and what to help them. You would love to be a person people count on for support and advice. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5 With a birthday on the 5th of the month you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them. You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas. You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel. You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable. Your mind is quick, clever and analytical. A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine. You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility. Current Mood: crazy (3 comments \| Leave a comment)
January 14th, 2004
10:47 am [Link]	Truth = Self "In India, the monkey-catcher places nuts in a pot with a narrow mouth. The monkey is attracted to these nuts and puts its hand inside the path and clenches its hands at the nuts. When the monkey-catcher comes to catch the monkey, the monkey desperately wants to run away but thinks that someone is holding its hand inside the pot. If it unclenches its hand and 'lets go', it is home free. The man is similar to the monkey, and once he lets go off his sense-desires (nuts), he is freed from the eternal cycle of birth and rebirth (pot), and is not worried about the monkey-catcher (death) anymore and is liberated. Hence, peace and bliss automatically descends on a being whose mind has no ego and is freed from wants, desires.' As Patanjali repeatedly points out, the liberation and bondage is from one's thoughts. The monkey mind however needs something. A monkey is often seen to climb up and down a pole just to keep itself busy. This pole can be a mantra which will give the mind something to chant." -Satya Sai Baba (paraphased) Whatever joy there is in this world All comes from desiring others to be happy, And whatever suffering there is in this world All comes from desiring myself to be happy. - Shantideva Today was an extremely uplifting and productive day. Work was cancelled, so I decided to devote some time to a little freelance religion study. What I learned was that our bodies are just mere temples for our minds and for oneself to find truth and happiness, we must cut ties with the things that hold us down (such as; money, power, greed, ambition, inanimate materialistic bullshit that hangs in our closets and stores in boxes in our basements and garages). As long as I posess Hope within myself, I will always have something and I'll never be poor. Mistakes are nothing more then unbeaten paths to the Truth. Just remember, you always have the choice... James Pate, props to you for being such an amazing individual. You place no value on material things, your value lies in people. You've learned through simpliflying, that the small things are the most gratifying. We need more James Pates in the world... Jamie Power, you don't get to choose maturity, time and circumstance chooses you. Hugs and kisses.. Brian Thomas, I am soo proud of you. You are setting out on a great adventure. I love ya, kiddo. Always remember how special you are... Courtney Hurley, keep your chin up. Initially, things sometime appear much worse then they actually are. You know this all too well. Don't make me remind you that everything has its place and it all happens for a reason. The world does not revolve around You... Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: The rat in my brain turning its wheel.... (6 comments \| Leave a comment)
January 12th, 2004
12:48 am [Link]	Everything's Optional It's been a month and four days since my last post. My intentions were not to leave this post unattended for soo long but life has been a distraction lately. I wouldn't know where to start or where to finish, so I will write non- sequencial babble... I've gotten way to caught up in self serving pity. Constantly running away from and denying things that need to be dealt with post-haste. It's irresponsible and damaging, not only to myself. To others as well. Its a New Year with no plan. Living in my mom's basement. Working at the Alleys for a miserable three shifts a week. Almost 21 years old. I'm breaking. It's hard to keep spirits up when you have nothing to hold them up with. But I truly believe that everything happens for a reason. You have to accept the bitter with the sweet. The good with the bad. The world has to maintain it's constant balance. .Everytime I look in your eyes Another star falls from the sky. This is the part of the post where I single out people and insert crude comments here ----> (just kidding) B-todd and Jason- thanks for being there when I needed you the most. I'm blessed to have such fine listeners in my life. James Power- You are my best friend and I love you. I'm sorry I haven't been there for you as much as I should have been...I'll make it up to you, I promise. Rob Gillan- Good to have you home, Kid Jordo- I miss you Ray Lavers- We have a lot of catchin' up to do. I need you like I need the ocean. A general apology goes out to everyone who has felt neglected by me these past few weeks. Don't think that I have forgotten you, I just temporarily misplaced my priorities... Miss you and Love you, -Courts Current Mood:* melancholy Current Music: A Goodnight's Sleep- The Starting Line (4 comments \| Leave a comment)
December 8th, 2003
10:53 am [Link]	This is how I spend a snow day..... -Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're the kind of chick that can hang out with your boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't care about presents or about going to fancy placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy being around your boyfriend. What Kind of Girlfriend Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Driretlan is your Vampire name. You are a witty Vampire with a certain style that others are drawn to. To use your new Vampire name and become a Vampire, go here: www.life-blood.vze.com What is your Vampire name? brought to you by Quizilla Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno anytime soon. You seem to be really into the whole "love" thing...romantic sex with perfumed sheets and candles all over the place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You value sex and respect your partner too much to do anything like porn. AWWWWWW! <3 What kind of porno would you star in? brought to you by Quizilla You're Gangsta Bitch Barbie. You're tough and you like it rough, and of course you like to pop a cap in any wiggers ass. If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be? brought to you by Quizilla avoidant Which Personality Disorder Do You Have? brought to you by Quizilla Night Sky Fairy!! You Love the sky and stars. You are mystic and beautiful. Theres something about you elegance thet is so calming. Please please vote for my quiz! Which Beautiful Amy Brown Fairy Are You? (with pretty pics) brought to you by Quizilla (9 comments \| Leave a comment)
December 7th, 2003
11:47 pm [Link]	Can I have this Dance? I see you From across the crowded room Not like before With my heart, not my eyes I walk up A foot too short But right on time I smile You smile I see a side of you The side you can't see yourself Perfect are you In this room, tonight You palm my cheek Fingers graze my hair You kiss me like you meant it I kiss you like I dreamt it "Promise to dance with me, or I'll promise to burst" My hand in yours The soundtrack to our moment has started I close my eyes Hoping for time to stand still But I couldn't You wouldn't So now I sit here Head in Hands Wishing for the past to repeat itself Knowing all along, you could never be mine I'd give everything, to Dance with you again...... (6 comments \| Leave a comment)
November 27th, 2003
11:52 am [Link]	My shiznat and fo' shizzle is in the shop "I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday, on what we learned during the week, will now take place on Monday, before we've learned it. But, since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest" "What was that we just went through? Hsaw Aknow. Is that Japanese? No, that's Wonka Wash spelled backwards" "Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams. And, almost everything you'll see is eatable, edible, I mean, you can eat almost everything" "This machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining tickets. It says, "I won't tell, that would be cheating." I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize. He says, "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?" I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!" "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams" "Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?" "If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates." "He can't swim! There's no better time to learn" Oh, hell. Willy Wonka is such a riot. (4 comments \| Leave a comment)
November 16th, 2003
11:21 pm [Link]	I'm feeling SASSY tonight...... First of all, I'd like to take some time and comment on people visiting my page and not commenting. If I can take the time to write in this journal and you can take the time to read it, then for the love of Christ, show some appreciation and type a f-ing comment! AND, if another one of you fuckers write update or update loser again, I'm going to punch you in the throat.( Gian, your exempt for two reasons. A) You live in a different country B) You comment on a regular basis and 3) Your a great spooner. Wacky Idea No.1 "The Virtual Peep Show" Jamie and I thought of this great get-rich-quick scheme the other night. First we need to steal porn from the internet. Perferably footage made with a video camera or webcam (it has to look homemade). Then we purchase a website. Give it a kinky name. Advertise. We want the viewers to feel as if they're watching the porn live, right in their own homes. Perverted suckers will be lining up with their credit cards in their cum-filled hands to see this shit. Then we bank all of our earnings in a swiss bank account, so the gouv'ment can't touch it. Muhhahahahaha!! Foolproof. Wacky Story No.1 "Creepy Foreign Sex Fiend" Ok, so I'm chattin on msn, minding my own business when all of a sudden star_2270 adds me to their msn. Thinking its just some emokid or someone I met in aquaintance, I added them back. Little did I know where this was going......he ended up being this dude from supposed India and wrote very broken english. He asked me for a pic, so I sent one, not really thinking. Then he proceeded to ask for more pics. I said "why?". He said something along the lines of me being his dream girl, I didn't respond. Then like 10 minutes later, out of nowhere he says "You like sex?" That crossed the line. Close, block, delete. George W Bush: Corrupt, Arrogant Scumbag or Incompetent, Socially-retarded Miscreant? You decide. Further Bush Beatings to come...... I Love Harry Potter.( Frodo Baggins, don't be bitter, You'll always have a piece of my heart) "Hey Kids, wanna body message?" A New Found Virginity. I will not dignify that with anymore of a response. If your that curious, ask Ray Lavers. It came from his mouth. And, while you're listening to him explain it, drop kick him in the face for wasting your time. Ok, that was uber mean, Ray, I love you, kid. For any straight-edgers reading this, get your blunt objects and head to Regal Ave. Jamie Power was marking X's on his hands and making fun of you. Yes, you. Go for the spine. It's the most damaging. "Nice catch. Too bad yo' ass got saaaaaaaacked!" Good Night Folks! PS- I love you too, Power. Current Mood: silly Current Music: Millencolin- Pennybridge Pioneers (9 comments \| Leave a comment)
November 11th, 2003
11:13 pm [Link]	Homage to the Silicon King Ohh, Bugs Bunny....you cross-dressing, charmingly witty lil' wabbit....you crack me up. It's 11:20, do you know where your friends are? I fucking don't. My MSN is apparently temporarily unavailable. Fuck you, Microsoft. I'm sick of your bullshit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mr. William (Bill) Gates, Your application has been reviewed and I am pleased to annouce that you have been hand-selected to fill our currently vacant, CEO position at Hell Holdings LTD. You will be provided accomodation at the charming Purgatory Plaza, where you will receive such hospitable services, such as: Weekly crucifixion from Pontius Pilate, stone-throwning by disgruntled former employees, eye-gouging by your Tech Support Team, 1005 channels of your wife prostituting herself to greasy, sleazy,truck drivers (provided free by HBO), daily rapings and savage beatings from such famous faces as, Charlie Manson, Jeffery Daimer, and Ted Bundy. And we can't forget your complimentary disease. This weeks feature, Bubonic Plague. Hope to be seeing you Soon, Mr Gates. Infinitely Yours, Satan. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Current Mood: cynical (4 comments \| Leave a comment)
November 8th, 2003
04:28 pm [Link]	December 21, 1970 Halifax. 3 nights and 4 days of bizarre activity. THURS- arrived around 830pm. Beer. The Attic. Meeting a vampire in front of a creepy cemetary at 330am, asking you for the time and wondering if its Halloween yet. FRI- The Amy Fisher Story. Buying Rainbow striped earmuffs. Paying 20 bucks for high quality fishnets. Taking pics of Bisexuals making out. Smokin a cigar with Steph on the roof. Peeing in the Staples parking lot. The Marquee. Hell. Midgets dressed up like bunnies and being stethoscoped by 6ft nurses. SAT- Took it easy. Went to see Scary Movie 3 with Ray. Segragation in the pharmacy. Taking turns punching MAtt in the face. Chillin to tunes. Lord of the Flies. Sleeping straight up a love seat. SUN- Subway. Farmer's MArket. Good Music. Sleeping in Jordan's car. Arrived home at 430pm. MON- Nintendo, MArio Bros 1. Playstation 2, Tony Hawk. Aimless wander. TUES- Work. Watching Pi. WED- Matrix 3. THURS- Filming, at the beach, in a dress with a cold. Trivia. Pool. The Irish Kid. Puking. Sleeping on Walker's Chair. FRI- Amped. EAting omlettes. Walmart. Finding Nemo. Jeremy's. Super Street Fighter. Episodes of Seinfeld and Family Guy. Strathgartney. Dear Mr. President. First, I would like to introduce myself. I am Elvis Presley and admire you and have great respect for your office. I talked to Vice President Agnew in Palm Springs three weeks ago and expressed my concern for our country. The drug culture, the hippie elements, the SDS, Black Panthers, etc. do NOT consider me as their enemy or as they call it The Establishment. I call it America and I love it. Sir, I can and will be of any service that I can to help The Country out. I have no concern or Motives other than helping the country out. So I wish not to be given a title or an appointed position. I can and will do more good if I were made a Federal Agent at Large and I will help out by doing it my way through my communications with people of all ages. First and foremost, I am an entertainer, but all I need is the Federal credentials. I am on this plane with Senator George Murphy and we have been discussing the problems that our country is faced with. Sir, I am staying at the Washington Hotel, Room 505-506-507. I have two men who work with me by the name of Jerry Schilling and Sonny West. I am registered under the name of Jon Burrows. I will be here for as long as it takes to get the credentials of a Federal Agent. I have done an in-depth study of drug abuse and Communist brainwashing techniques and I am right in the middle of the whole thing where I can and will do the most good. I am Glad to help just so long as it is kept very Private. You can have your staff or whomever call me anytime today, tonight, or tomorrow. I was nominated this coming year one of America's Ten Most Outstanding Young Men. That will be in January 18 in my home town of Memphis, Tennessee. I am sending you the short autobiography about myself so you can better understand this approach. I would love to meet you just to say hello if you're not too busy. Respectfully, Elvis Presley P. S. I believe that you, Sir, were one of the Top Ten Outstanding Men of America also. I have a personal gift for you which I would like to present to you and you can accept it or I will keep it for you until you can take it. Current Mood: stressed Current Music: Kevin Arnold- Song 4 (7 comments \| Leave a comment)

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